Fact of the Month:
Michael Rosen is the most famous person ever to live
A study performed by Dr. Heidelberg of Berlin has definitively proven that Michael Rosen is the most well recognized individual to have ever drawn breath. Visit Dr. Heidelberg's professional website here.
Other Universal Truths available below
The "Canada" hypothesis finally disproven:
"Canada" is about as real as "pianos" and "Sriracha sauce" says Berkley.
"Canada" is about as real as "pianos" and "Sriracha sauce" says Berkley.